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Skip for under 13
simpsons S23 E16, “How I Wet Your Mother”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- Marge Simpson
I'm sorry, Homie. A diaper just isn't sexy.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- Homer Simpson
Look at it go! All right! Hey, since it's a dream, let's ride our bikes naked around town.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
- Homer Simpson
(STRIPPER-TYPE BRASSY BEAT) BUM-BA-BUM-BA / BUM-BA-BUM-BA...
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- C. Montgomery Burns
That's my cuddle bear! I loved him, I shot him, he's mine!
- Homer Simpson
There's nothing in this dream world that can't strangle you!
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- Homer Simpson
Suck it, karma! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, karma! (COCKY LAUGH) Karma's a bitch, karma!
- Lenny Leonard
See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him.
- Homer's Brain
(COMPLETELY ASTOUNDED) What the hell are you doing?!
- Lenny Leonard
Who the hell are you?
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in simpsons S23 E16:
- Homer Simpson
Hey, it's called "karma." (SIPS BEER)
- Homer Simpson
(SAD MOAN) Why can't I cork my wang-wine?
- Carl Carlson
Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix!
- Moes
In this place mothers are for drunk driving!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.