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South Park S1 E1, “1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Swearing (11); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S1 E1:
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S1 E1:
Sit down back there! - Whatever, you fat bitch.
That fat bitch won't let us.
You guys, get me down from here! Help! Sons of bitches! Dildo! - I'm sure glad that's over with.
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
Hat, may I please be excused? Well, Kyle, no! You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! You'll have to take your seat.
Damn it! - Ha-ha, Mr.
Dude, what does the note say? Holy crap! She wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school.
Give me back my brother! - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! Come back here! Come back! Damn it, we were so close! Hey, look.
How are you doing? - Well, I'm pissed off.
This sucks! - How come they aren't coming? I think we have to signal them somehow.
And you only got 20 minutes before Sanford and Son is on! You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S1 E1:
Where? - Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
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