Start here — safest South Park episodes
6 of 335 South Park episodes score all-clear. These are the gentlest to start with.
S1 E44. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat RideViolence & injuryHomophobic jokes✅ All clear · 2/5
S1 E99. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas PooAlcohol & drugsFat-shaming✅ All clear · 2/5
S3 E66. Sexual Harassment PandaSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesHomophobic jokes+1 more✅ All clear · 2/5
S5 E10How to Eat with Your ButtSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ All clear · 2/5
S6 E66. Professor ChaosAlcohol & drugs✅ All clear · 2/5
S8 E44. You Got F**ked in the AssHomophobic jokes✅ All clear · 2/5
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Overall 3/5. Fine for some families, not for others — read the flags before play.
S1 E11Tom's RhinoplastySex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S1 E33. VolcanoViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S10 E14Stanley's CupViolence & injurySwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S11 E11Imaginationland (2)Violence & injurySwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S11 E13Guitar Queer-oSex & hookupsSwearingAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S11 E55. Fantastic Easter SpecialViolence & injurySuicide & self-harmSwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S12 E11Pandemic (2): The StartlingSwearing🤔 Gray area · 3/5
S12 E14The UngroundableSex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Gray area · 3/5
South Park episodes to skip with little kids
288 episodes are a hard pass for little kids (overall 4–5/5). The spiciest are listed below.
- Ep 48Not Suitable for ChildrenSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S13 E99. Butters' Bottom BitchSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S14 E66. 201Porn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury+4 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S13 E10W.t.f.Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S14 E11. Sexual HealingSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S14 E99. It's a Jersey ThingSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S15 E33. Royal PuddingNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySuicide & self-harm+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S15 E44. T.m.i.Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S15 E66. City SushiSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S19 E11. Stunning and BraveNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySuicide & self-harm+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S2 E22. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty SlutSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S20 E44. Wieners OutNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workSuicide & self-harm+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5- S24 E98South ParQ Vaccination SpecialSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S28 E55. The Crap OutSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5
S6 E13The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two TowersSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Hard pass · 5/5