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Skip for under 14
South Park S1 E5, “5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (9); Alcohol & drugs (5). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S1 E5:
Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be: "Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman and making me dance for you while you smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed.
They're both drunk but won't have sex! Children, you can't stick a drunk pig with a drunk elephant and expect them to do the mattress mambo.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S1 E5:
We need blood.
You're not using Fluffy's blood! I'll kick you in the nuts! Kyle, no! Can I talk to you for a minute? I couldn't help notice that black eye.
…- Are you staring at my neck brace? - No, I mean, yes? What neck brace? Before you beat my face into a bloody pulp I just want you to know that you're my sister and I love you.
There's no such thing as genetic clone - Come on, let's go! - There you are! You tore up my entire gun shop! You better have a good explanation for this! It wasn't me, it was my evil clone.
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S1 E5:
If she tried anything, I'd be: "Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" My parents don't believe me.
She's an evil bitch.
Your sister beat you up again? - No! Your sister kicked your ass! She's pissed she got headgear.
See you! If a woman ever gave me crap, I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry!" - Sit down, kid! - Yes, ma'am.
French people piss me off.
" - What the hell are you talking about? - I'm saying you're a little wuss.
Damn it! This won't work! - Hello, children.
What the hell has gotten into you? You have got severe lunchroom duty! I'm gonna have a word with your father! - Wait till your father hears about this.
You bastards, this isn't over! Wait until tomorrow! Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard! Mom and Dad are home.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S1 E5:
Everyone, let's give Casey and his weed a big hand.
How do we do that? - Do what I do, get them good and drunk.
An elephant takes a while to get drunk.
I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig.
There's nothing worse than getting drunk and waking up next to a pig.
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