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Skip for under 14
South Park S1 E7, “7. Pinkeye”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 2 themes: Swearing (12); Slut-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S1 E7:
You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole.
Hooray! Pink Eye - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! - What the hell is that thing? - A UFO.
Look out, Holly Hobbie's pissed off.
I'm talking to you, Kenny! Achtung! Poor piece of crap.
Damn it! - Wendy.
Why the hell would I dress like Elvis? Why the hell would you dress like Evel Knievel? I hope you are Eric, what do you think you're doing? He said I could have his pudding.
Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you? Pinkeye.
And the president responded by saying, quote: "Screw the commie bastards, and screw their space station.
Yeah, granola pisses me off.
Damn it, don't you see? These people have been zombiefied.
I don't give a crap.
You bastard! What happened? Stan? - Babe, everything's gonna be okay.
Slut-shaming 3 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in South Park S1 E7:
Come on, we're running late! - We always run late, you skank.
Go to Endor, wookiee! - Wookiees don't live on Endor! My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
I'm not the one who looks like Pippi Longstocking! My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.