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South Park S1 E13, “Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (4); Fat-shaming (1); Slut-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S1 E13:
I might have made love to your mother at the dance, but who here didn't? Now come on, honestly, who here has never had sex with Mrs.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S1 E13:
I'll take blood from you and everyone here and we can learn who your dad is.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S1 E13:
We're not getting on, you ugly bitch.
What did you say?! I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch.
If you could videotape Eric's behavior then I can study him psychologically and find out what's wrong, m'kay? - Is that legal? - Oh, hell yes.
What do you think about me, Clyde Frog? I think you're a big, fat piece of crap.
This guy sucks.
Care to put your tongue in my mouth? Damn, baby, you cut right to the chase.
What sucks is now we have to watch Bob Saget.
Hold on, Kenny! - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards! - Hello? - Yo, Pops.
Damn! Damn! I guess it will just have to be you and me, Miss Cartman.
I mean, I knew who he was, and we had great times together Well, hell, you know what I mean! - Wait, I know a way to find out.
I am so pissed off right now.
Oh, my God, they taped killing Kenny! - You bastards! Now, that's what I call a joy ride.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S1 E13:
It was a beautiful autumn night, when the aspen trees were turning at the 1 2th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.
Come on, everybody, let's do the drunken barn dance.
Hey! Your mom was too drunk to remember what happened.
Are we late for the party? - What town is this? - Damn, woman, what's gotten into you? - Whoopee! - Garrison, what are you doing? - You're drunk, Mr.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S1 E13:
We were wondering why fat ass - I mean Cartman, isn't at school.
Slut-shaming 3 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in South Park S1 E13:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Cartman's not showing up for school.
" - Your mom's a slut.
Wow, we're sorry your mom's a whore.
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