Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S2 E3, “3. Chickenlover”, scores 2/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Chaos ensues on the streets of South Park as the town is overcome by a crime wave that leaves scores of chickens assaulted. And Officer Barbrady's no help...because he's resigned.
Across the episode we counted 17 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (11). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S2 E3:
Who'd have sex with a chicken? Uh boys you move along, this isn't for young eyes to see.
What does it say? "Sorry I had sex with the chicken.
Now who would have sex with a chicken? I would! Oh you couldn't screw anything Halfy, you don't have any legs! Have some respect for people's feelings would you Halfy? Come one dudes, we need to look for another clue.
What's the trouble, where's the body? Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S2 E3:
There you see, this could be a bank robery or possibly even a murder.
For what? Orderly conduct? - How about fishing without a license? - I'm not fishin'! What do you call this then? If you do not comply I'll be forced to execute each and everyone of you by gun shots in the head.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S2 E3:
With chicken after chicken being violated the South Park police are under increasing presure to solve the case of the chicken fucker.
But has chicken fucker left any clues at the crime - Alright! Alright! I can't read!! There I said it.
Now sir is there some kind of I want him out of my house! He ain't workin' shit! He can't even hold a fuckin' job! Shut up bitch! Ok, ok let's try to watch the language there's children present hea.
So you fucked a bunch of chickens? - Yes! Yes exactly! Don't you see? Only by fucking chickens could I get Officer Barbrady to become literate.
In today's news, South Park has a parade to honor Officer Barbrady and his heroic work on the chicken fucking case.
I read every last word of this garbage and because of this piece of shit, I'm never reading again! Hooray for Barbrady! - Wow, I guess reading really does suck ass.
Ok children each of you gets to choose - Reading sucks ass! - Eric, shut up! Boring, boring - Gay, boring, boring.
God damn it! Ok people, move along, there's nothing to see here.
Damn it Barbrady, what the hell's wrong with you? Everytime something happens in this town you say 'Nothing to see here' and 'Case closed'.
Get your ass to jail! Hey what the hell are you doing? You can't do that? - Aww, weak dude.
Second, I'd like to say to all those out there who think they can screw chickens just to teach people to read: Your days are numbered!! And finally, I'd like to say that reading totally sucks ass!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.