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Skip for under 14
South Park S3 E5, “5. Tweek vs. Craig”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys take a shop class taught by an eccentric, and urge a schoolyard fight between classmates Tweek and Craig.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 2 themes: Violence & injury (2); Swearing (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S3 E5:
…quick! Hit him again while he's down! Good! Now, kick his balls! There! See?! You got him coughing up blood!
…anything?! Okay! The time has finally come! Programs! Get your programs here! Programs! Remember, Tweek! Punch hard, punch low!
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S3 E5:
…move on! Baby, I feel so much better! I feel so alive! Thank you, Baby! Thank you! Dude! this is pretty fucked up right here!
…and Craig both went home about fifteen minutes ago! What?! - Yeah! They left! - Hell! - Those sons of bitches!
…say about Strype?! Oh, nothing except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed! That son of a bitch!
…diarreah comming out of someone's mouth or something! - Shut up, fatass! Don't call me fat, you son of a bitch!
…Alright! Here we go! Time for you to get proven wrong, fatboy! You're gonna be eating those words, asshole!
Yes you did! - Told ya! Dude, shop class sucks!
Don't screw around! You all screw around too much! Goodbye, cruel world! Jesus Christ! What was I thinking?! That would've hurt like hell!
…Stop screwing around! Hey! You're screwing around too much! - Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! - You Bastards!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.