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Skip for under 14
South Park S4 E17, “A Very Crappy Christmas”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys make a video Christmas card when Mr. Hankey's visit is delayed.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (4); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (2); Fat-shaming (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S4 E17:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Mom, they got it working! What, son, they got your father's penis working again? We actually spoke tothe brian boitano.
You want to bet me i won't take off my clothes And run naked through this parking lot? Honey, please don't start.
I didn't start it! He was looking at my breasts.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S4 E17:
How would you like to have your own show And make 100 more of them? Are you kidding? I think we'd rather stab ourselves in the head.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S4 E17:
Only three shopping days until- God dammit! Hey, merry christmas, asshole! Nobody's paying any attention.
Oh, that was just a stupid song, cornwallis! I was just trying to get you to stop your bitching.
Oh hell, it's christmas.
Nobody's buying anything and i can't afford To keep this furnace runnin'! Oh, and boys, there's some crap on the sidewalk there, watch out.
Jesus, this sucks! All they keep doing is dancing around.
Hell yeah, awesome! Yeah, and we can call it "the spirit of christmas.
Why? We're just pieces of crap.
? Dreidel dreidel dreidel i made you out of clay? ? Dreidel dreidel dreidel-? Heh-Heh-Heh, chanukah sucks.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S4 E17:
You boys wanna bet me i won't take off my clothes? Honey, please, you're-You're drunk, okay.
Autumn, you're drunk, all right, Now just go help the other kids, They can't get their stockings up.
Fat-shaming 3 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S4 E17:
All that, you're fat and you're a jew and stuff.
…next door neighbor? ? 'Cause even a miracle needs a hand? You can do cartman's voice, can't you? Uh, i'm so fat.
I'm so fat, help me out over here.
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