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South Park S5 E3, “3. Super Best Friends”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. A magician persuades Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult, and their journey lands them in Washington, D.C.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Suicide & self-harm (3); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S5 E3:
You want to go get a room so you can make out for a while? Heh-Heh.
Suicide & self-harm 3 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S5 E3:
Blaine has arranged for all blainetologist members From every city and state to march into washington And demand our right for tax-Exempt status By committing a mass suicide! Mass suicide? Mr.
I mean, if i kill myself, it's gonna make my family really sad.
And you know what else kyle said? Kyle, he said that if we were all going to commit suicide That he wouldn't do it.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S5 E3:
Who's this asshole? He's a magician named david blaine, dude, he kicks ass.
Oh! No way! Damn, that guy is the coolest guy in the universe.
Oh yeah - God damn it- Hold on a second.
That trick sucks, jesus.
Now, how the hell did he do that? Wow! Your magic is old and outdated, jesus.
Cartman? What the hell? ? I told on you? ? I told on you? What have you done, cartman? This is for your own good, brother kyle.
Kyle, kyle! Sweet salvation! Kyle!? Oh my god, they killed kenny! You bastards! Kyle? Oh my god, they killed kenny! You bastard! Oh my god, they killed kenny! That takes care of them.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S5 E3:
The miracle i'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
It is now wine! That's it? That's how you did that trick? Well, yeah.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S5 E3:
Cartman, you fat ass tattletale! At least i'm not the boy in the plastic bubble.
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