Content guide
Preview first — about 14+
South Park S6 E9, “9. Free Hat”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 14+. The boys try to prevent filmmakers from remaking their movies, but their efforts are mistaken for a campaign for the release of an infamous criminal.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (6); Swearing (5); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S6 E9:
…Hat! Hat! Hat! Thank you, everyone- Kill the innocent! Uh, i'm so thankful for all your support- Rape the virgin!
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S6 E9:
Why does your organization want to free hat mccullough, The convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies? I believe that can best be answered By our official spokesman, tweek.
Agh! Well, hat mccullough admitted he killed those toddlers, Why do you want him free? Oh, jesus, man! Just answer me this, tweek- What do you see as positive about toddler murder?
What got you boys interested in this? Especially given your pro-Toddler murder status.
Your response? Well, first of all, both george and i Are very firmly against the murdering of toddlers.
All the guns have been digitally changed to walkie-Talkies.
And all the guns have been replaced by walkie-Talkies.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S6 E9:
…Woo hoo! Aaaaaghhh! God dammit, that pisses me off! Yeah, we want our money back! Sorry, suckers! You asshole!
It isn't fair for those asshole directors To keep changing their movies and making them different!
…stop with these "faggotronics" Or we'll find someone to replace you! Aaagh! Oh, jesus! Dude, that sign sucks, nobody's gonna show up!
You have to offer fabulous prizes If you want people to show up for your stupid crap.
Over here! That's it! Alright, get it, tweek! Nu-Uh! Get it, you piece of crap Before i grab your nutsack and twist it!
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S6 E9:
The one with the cocaine problem escaped, mein director! Leave him! Let him run back to his mommy.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.