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South Park S6 E16, “My Future Self 'n' Me”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Stan is forced to look at his life 30 years in the future; Cartman tries to launch a new business.
Across the episode we counted 24 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Swearing (11); Alcohol & drugs (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S6 E16:
Of your own time travel company! Oh wow, really? That's so awesome! Now i'll really work to be successful! Right on! Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
Me and my girlfriend took it, And we stayed up all night having s-S-Sex.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S6 E16:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Where did you have sex with her? In her v-V-Vagina.
The man claimed to be from the future And ran naked through the city streets, Screaming, "the past! The past! Oh my god, it's the past!" Which is what one would expect someone from the future to yell.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S6 E16:
Whoa! Kyle and cartman! So cool to see you guys! Who's this asshole? This is my future self.
Hey, where are you going, stan? Alright, where's that son of a bitch's wallet?
Butters, don't you get it?! Those assholes aren't our future selves, Our parents hired them to make us more motivated!
Of your own time travel company! Oh wow, really? That's so awesome! Now i'll really work to be successful! Right on! Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
Butters, part of being on an adventure Is you go places you're not supposed to! Oh! Well, you're good at adventurin', huh, stan? What the hell is going on here?
Uh, hi, is this the parental revenge center Of western america? Uh, i'm really pissed off at my parents And i want to impose swift and horrible revenge upon them?
What the hell are you doing here? I'm running a business, stan, are you my 11:00? You're the parental revenge center of western america? God dammit, i knew this was too good to be true.
Come on, butters, let's go! So you don't want to make your parents suffer And pay for mistreating you then? Look, i don't know what your parents did to you, But if you're here, i take it they pissed you off pretty good.
Wow! Neat-O! That's not neat-O, that sucks! You're gonna smeared butters' parents' walls with poop? I thought each revenge was unique and customized.
Have you seen the poop swatches? Dude, that's not extreme enough! My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson From having some crap smeared on their walls! I want them to see what they did was wrong.
…know what i'm talking about? Sure, uh, uh Oh man, could you all excuse me for a second? I think i'm gonna crap my pants.
Alcohol & drugs 8 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S6 E16:
Well, i did ecstasy once.
I had shot up a little heroin, And then this electrical storm started.
It's okay for us to lie and tell kids That all marijuana supports terrorism, Or that one pill of ecstasy is gonna kill them.
What's going on? Some high-Schoolers left a marijuana cigarette behind.
There- See? I touched marijuana- I'm not a terrorist, i didn't shoot anybody And i don't feel like doing more drugs now.
If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out That you aren't good at anything.
Could i get another beer? You must be exhausted.
I thought the "hangover black" went really nice in the lobby.
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