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South Park S7 E1, “1. Cancelled”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (1); Swearing (11). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S7 E1:
They took the children, Jeff! I have to know what those aliens are up to! Wait a minute! Butt sex! Butt sex? Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication.
It's binary code! Who's havin' butt sex? Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal! No! Lemme search ya, gonna work ya, hepsunudupunubuh huh.
Porn / strippers / sex work 1 moment
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S7 E1:
…try a little glach? Agh-oh yeah! Oh, gluck yeah! Kenny! Screw this place! Let's go get a hotel room and a hooker!
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S7 E1:
Yeah! Go home, you little dildo! Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo! Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dickhead! Dude, sweet! Yeah.
What is a proc-tologist, Chef? He's a doctor that specializes in your asshole, children.
What a dick! Hello, everyone! Hello, doctor.
Oh shit, did we do that? Everyone, can I have your attention real quick? Uh, look, I just got a call from the network and I'm afraid Earth has been cancelled.
Ah, damn it! - What? My God-damned little brother's trying to follow me to school, again! Suck my balls.
Hey, just what the hell do you think you're doing? Eric, the doctor has to feel inside your rectum.
…just turn around and beat your white skinny alien asses anyway! Maybe next time you'll remember to Huh? Aw crap!
Aw God, that movie pissed me off.
No! Don't piss on the moon, babe.
What the hell is that? There's a huge ship of some kind in Earth's orbit! But why? Wait a minute! Chaos theory! Chaos theory? Chaos theory, it was first thought of in the sixties.
I mean, we're just now starting to see people get really pissed off at each other.
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