Content guide
👊 Violence
1/5
💋 Sex
1/5
🙊 Language
5/5
⭐ Overall
5/5
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S7 E9, “9. Christian Rock Hard”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Cartman puts together a band; Stan, Kyle and Kenny get into trouble for downloading music from the Internet.
Across the episode we counted 9 flagged moments in 1 themes: Swearing (9). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 9 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S7 E9:
How's it going? We're not letting you back in the band, Cartman! Fuck off! I don't wanna be in your crappy band, guys.
Oh, fuck Jesus! Eric, I-I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the F-word about-uh Jesus.
Who fuckin' cares, Token?! I could never beat Kyle now! I'll say it again! Fuck Jesus! My ears are bleeding! Good job, dickhead! You lost the entire audience! Ah, fuck you, Token! You black asshole! Hm.
…- You're on, fat boy! - Okay, fine! Ready? First one to have a platinum album wins! Go! What a stupid asshole!
More! Why the hell would I be looking way over there? So it looks like you're too cool to care that you're on an album cover, you black asshole! Now just hold it! Don't ever leave me, Jesus.
Who cares?! I can never win my bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums! But you spread the Word of the Lord.
…in the world, right? If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap!
Wow! Downloading music for free is awesome! What the hell is that? I don't know.
Why the hell did you tell us to dress nice to take us out here? Because, Token, we have to take pictures for our album cover.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.