Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S8 E1, “1. Good Times with Weapons”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. After buying some martial arts objects at a market, the boys turn into Japanese warriors to take on their enemy, Prof. Chaos.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (11); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S8 E1:
I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S8 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
…were children watching that auction! And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his penis it was an outrage!
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S8 E1:
I've got a sweet dose of murder for you.
Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs.
But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you.
Swearing 11 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S8 E1:
Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! Oh yeah?! Kenny! Use your ninja star! - Oh, fuck dude! - It's Butters.
Butters! Butters! Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him! Lose who? Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye, and we were taking him to the vet when you fucked it all up!
C-Cartman should be punished! - Yeah! Hey, fuck you, Kyle! Heck, I c- I can't believe it.
No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?! I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! Now, stop being such an asshole! We need some more fur.
We've gotta hurry, it's getting late! - Oh shit, somebody's coming!
We won't have to take crap from anybody.
That doesn't count, fatass! Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers! C'mon! Well well well! If it isn't the four ninjas! - Who the hell is that?? - I dunno.
Oh my God! - Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?! It hurts! It hurts! Oh man! We are in serious trouble! Ssh sshhhh.
What kind of sick bastard would do this to a dog? Poor little pup.
Aw dude, crap.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S8 E1:
Iya! And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling! Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Are you nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? We're twice the ninjas you fags are!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.