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South Park S8 E8, “8. Douche and Turd”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The kids have to choose a new mascot after an animal-rights group protests.
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Violence & injury (3); Swearing (7); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S8 E8:
But now that you know where our compound is, you'll either have to live with us, or be murdered.
Hey everybody! They just found all the PETA members murdered at their compound!
"Vote or Die"? What the hell does that even mean?! What you think it means, bitch! AAAAH!! Vote or die, mother_, mother_er, vote or die! Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S8 E8:
…want me to vote you wanted me to vote for your guy! Well, I just figured you'd vote for my guy! Who's fuckin' friend are you?!
You won't get more votes than us, asshole! Dream on, Jew boy! Yeah, dream on, Jew boy! Be sure to vote for Giant Douche.
Do you really want that asshole to win? I'm not voting! What? Y-you gotta vote, dude.
…a turd sandwich? Well you're not exactly Einstein! I am sick of you belittling my opinion, you son of a bitch!
"Vote or Die"? What the hell does that even mean?! What you think it means, bitch! AAAAH!! Vote or die, mother_, mother_er, vote or die! Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye.
Goddamnit PETAns piss me off! We're never gonna end up with a stupid eagle or a faggy bobcat as a mascot.
All right turd sandwich! Yeah! Cartman? What the hell??
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S8 E8:
Goddamnit you guys, Butters is our friend! And he's allowed to have his opinion! Butters which is funnier? A stupid not-funny giant douche or a super funny turd sandwich? Hahaa, a turd sandwich! You misled him, fat ass!
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.