Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S9 E1, “1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina”, scores 1/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.
Across the episode we counted 13 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (5); Swearing (3); Homophobic jokes (2); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S9 E1:
A sex-change operation is my last chance at happiness.
I think if more people could just see a sex-change operation, they would know how perfectly natural it is.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S9 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Now, I'll just continue the incision up the shaft of the penis.
Now I'll just turn your penis inside out.
…Hi gals! Oh boy, can you believe the sales they're havin' out there? Well, I'm about to pee out my vagina for the first time.
It's still me; I just have a vagina instead of a penis.
Swearing 3 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S9 E1:
Hey asshole! - Excuse me, I'm performing an operation here! - You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
Biber is about to get his ass bitten off! Who the hell do you think you are?! Dr.
It's Girls Gone Wild! These gilrs will do anything! Oh jeez, should I do it?! Should I do it?! Oh what the hell!
Homophobic jokes 2 moments
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S9 E1:
…just gonna walk out?! You men are all alike! Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
My boyfriend walked out on me! Turns out he was a fag.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S9 E1:
I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman! All students trying out for the All-State team to center court! Good luck.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.