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South Park S9 E10, “Follow That Egg”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (10); Homophobic jokes (8). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S9 E10:
I've forgiven you for walking out on me after I had my sex change, and uh And I'm ready to take you back, Mr.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S9 E10:
…I am the greatest killer the world has ever seen!! Then why are you scared of one little ehhhhgg?! I will murder that egg!
I tried to cover it up, tried to put it back together with modeling glue, tried to seal it with a soldering gun, but, I give up.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S9 E10:
And everyone is happy! Well what about lesbians?! Well like anyone cares about fuckin' dykes.
Damnit, damnit! Stan and Kyle's egg is still doin' fine! Those little assholes are screwin' up my entire plan! Yes, what?! What the hell is this?! I broke the egg.
I'm gonna come over so that we can take our egg to school together, all right? Aah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?! I took care of this egg, Kyle, not you! Okay, Stan, you've been an asshole to me all week!
Slave! Well, give us a kiss! Slave, honey, is that the pizza? What the hell is he doing here?! Mr.
…I say: Marriage is a holy sacrament between a man and a woman! Who is that lady? I don't know, but she is pissed.
That's because I was pissed off! At who? Hang on.
…and I'm gonna show everybody tomorrow that I'm every bit as good a egg-take-care-ofer as you! What the hell is wrong with everybody?
Why are you doing this Because I'm a nice teacher, all right? What do you want from me? Nothing! It's all okay! Just take your damn egg! No.
…Hello? Hello!! You told me you killed that freak egg!! I was sure I did! Well it's here! You'd better make damn sure it doesn't reach these steps uncracked!
Like I give a crap about what you think, Wendy.
Homophobic jokes 8 moments
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S9 E10:
I want to apologize for calling you a faggot.
You can't get married! You're faggots! Oh, Jezuth Christh.
Oh, that's just great! They're gonna let queers and homos get married, huh?! Okay, that's enough.
We'll just see about this, you fudge-packin' fags!! I'll stop that gay-marriage law! Oh my God, you're just saying that because you're jealous.
Jealous of what?! I'm doin' this out of principle! To protect the sanctity of marriage! Fags are gettin' married over MY DEAD BODY!! Hello? Oh hey dude.
…out of them! Come on, everybody! Let's get some queers, and some trucks, and have us a good old-fashioned fag drag!
Yeah ! Eh fah, fag drag? Governor, we have collected over one thousand signatures requesting that you veto this gay-marriage bill! Oh jeez, I knew this would happen.
And everyone is happy! Well what about lesbians?! Well like anyone cares about fuckin' dykes.
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