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South Park S10 E5, “5. A Million Little Fibers”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Oprah picks Towelie's memoir for her book club, but his account is found to be less than truthful. Soon, the public derision lures Towelie off the wagon.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 5 themes: Nudity & bodies (4); Violence & injury (6); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (1); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 4 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S10 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I'm not gettin' high this time! I'm standing in the business district of central Chicago where Oprah's vagina has killed a police officer and taken several people hostage.
We don't have any time, this is the most unstable vagina I've ever talked to.
All right, how about fresh underwear for one hostage.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S10 E5:
I'm warnin' you! Put it down, I said- Jesus Minge! You killed him! You shot him dead! No turnin' back now, Gary.
We're sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before.
I want attention! I'm bloody bored! Oh stop your complainin'! I'm tryin' to sleep back here.
Put down the gun! Stay back, mate! Drop the gun and step away.
Not with those hostages so close! It's too risky! Oh just put down the gun, Mingie.
Oh, the blood.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S10 E5:
Oh, what do you care? You're just an asshole.
Assholes need stimulation too, you bastard! I want to travel.
All you need to know is that I'm definitely not Oprah's asshole.
Yeah, that's it! Well you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a lying sack of shit! You lied to all these people and for what?! To make money! They bought your book thinking it was true! That's right! - Yeah.
Ya hear that, Gary? Nobody's applaudin'! Yeah! They're all right pissed off! This is great! Now, it turns out that your name isn't really Steven.
…to you! All right, Oprah! I've shown my fans that ugh! All right! Everyone back! Get back I said! What the hell is this?!
You killed him, you bastards!
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S10 E5:
Now what am I gonna do? I gotta pay rent and I just wasted three weeks writin' my memoirs.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in South Park S10 E5:
Your fans look to you to be all-knowing and all-seeing and you've just spent two weeks supporting a lying racist towel.
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