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South Park S12 E2, “2. Britney's New Look”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (2); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S12 E2:
Corn harvest! We haven't told you about it, Stanley, because we, we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S12 E2:
And if we zoom in on the footage, right, right here, you can also definitely see a boob job scar.
Spears went for this radical "no top of the head" look? No word yet, Tom, but it could be over the embarrassment of the boob job scar video we showed just, just now.
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S12 E2:
You mean everyone has been wanting Britney Spears to kill herself? Britney was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed.
She was supposed to have killed herself a long time ago.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S12 E2:
Yeah, all you amateur photographers are making this tougher on the professionals! We're professionals too, you fucking butthole! Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs.
Be a good boy? You know all about this? Kyle, what the fuck is going on now? She's been built up to be sacrificed, Stan! Sacrificed? For what? For harvest, Stanley.
…Britney has been spotted camping in the Colorado mountains, and one report claims that she has taken a piss in the forest.
The troubled diva took a piss.
Hey look! - There she is! Oh crap! Jesus Christ! Yeah yeah, it's like this all the time.
The North Pole? Who the hell goes to the North Pole? We do.
Can't you see that Britney isn't in any condition to handle this crap anymore? I know watching celebrities go down can be fun.
It's a damn shame too.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S12 E2:
She must be stoned again.
Used to be we just picked someone by lottery and then stoned them to death.
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