Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S12 E5, “5. Eek, A Penis!”, scores 2/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Cartman takes over Ms. Garrison's class when the teacher's personal crisis causes her to be removed from the classroom.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (5); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S12 E5:
She was a woman but then she got a sex change, became a man, but then she got pregnant and is having a baby, which means she's still a woman all along.
Are we gonna get tested on this? The sex change was a big mistake, okay? I was on a lot of painkillers at the time and I thought it was what I wanted.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S12 E5:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Where are you going to find a penis?" Whattaya mean, where am I gonna find a penis? I'm a man! I deserve a Goddamned penis! Mr.
Uh, we think it's best you not teach until you get your personal life in order, m'kay? Oh it's so easy for you, Mackey! You have a penis!
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S12 E5:
Do you know what those kids are going to do to you? A little middle-class white boy telling them what to do? They are going to fucking murder you! Maybe he's right.
Swearing 5 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S12 E5:
Do you know what those kids are going to do to you? A little middle-class white boy telling them what to do? They are going to fucking murder you! Maybe he's right.
Getting into college? Man, we ain't getting in no college! Fuck you!
Fuck you, man, you can't do that! Look at the scoreboard, amigo.
What the hell is this? I am here to teach you calculus.
Hey man, what the hell do you think you're doing? Mr.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S12 E5:
Well then get an AIDS test, Thompson, 'cause your wife's a dude, faggot! Yeah! I'm back!
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