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South Park S13 E4, “4. Eat, Pray, Queef”, scores 1/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. An April Fools' joke goes bad, inspiring fear and fury among the boys.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (3); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S13 E4:
…we're having sex! Fuck you, you don't fucking slap me! Could you please keep it down? We're trying to have sex over here.
She queefed while we were having sex, Terrance!
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S13 E4:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
I had air trapped in my vagina.
You wanna tell me what's funny about two women shooting air from their vagina into a man's face?! No, no, see, some of us were eating when you showed that! I threw up on my way home.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S13 E4:
Agh! Ha hah ahahahaahaa!! What the fuck is this? Now listen here, if you queef in my face then I refuse to be your gynecologist! I'm sorry, Doctor.
…my way! Losers! Losers wait! Ahghghgghh! Ahghghgghh! Ahghghgghh! Jesus Christ! You stupid bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Now get your bitch-ass on the floor! It's on, it's on, it's on! You are watching the Canada Channel.
…that's what we want! Like why did you show that smut instead of the Terrance and Phillip conclusion, you asshole?!
Dude, what the hell is this disgusting crap? What the hell is this disgusting crap? Queef Sisters?! That's right, it's a hot, new Canadian show we're trying out.
I don't love your queefs, but, damn it, I love you.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S13 E4:
Ahh! Damn it, I'm trying to enjoy my wine, Katie! No, that was me, Phillip, I farted.
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