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Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S13 E7, “7. Fatbeard”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Buoyed by news of pirates in Somalia, Cartman hatches a plan to run away to live the life of a buccaneer.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 3 themes: Swearing (8); Homophobic jokes (1); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S13 E7:
You should go there right away! I'll even help pay for your ticket! Wow, cool! Wait a minute-- the fuck? Why would you do that? Unless, you're trying to trick me somehow No, no, you're right.
You guys-- the fuck?!
"Everyone at school is a fucking idiot "and if one more person talked to me about "that Susan Boyle performance of 'Les Miserables' "I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.
…town and live the life we've all dreamed of! We can?! What are you talking about, dude? Haven't you assholes been watching the news?!
"I'm going to Somalia to be a to be a pirate?!" Oh, shit! Oh, Gerald, what are we gonna do?! It's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
…ho And a trick a lotty do Trick a lotty do We'll shoot you in the face with glee Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a crock Somalian Pirates we Somalian Pirates Weeeeeee Somalian Pirates Weeeeee We found…
Jeez, guess we kinda got put in our place, huh, Ike? I feel like an asshole.
Damn pirates! What's causing them to suddenly be so much more active? Is the crew okay? Yes, sir, they're French so they surrendered immediately.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S13 E7:
…-Who, you mean you? -Yes! Do you really wanna go back to that?! No, I'm sick of it! Well, all right then, fag!
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in South Park S13 E7:
No, fat ass, I came to get my brother! We all have to get out of here! It isn't safe! It isn't safe.
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