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Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S14 E1, “1. Sexual Healing”, scores 3/5 for violence, 5/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. In the 14th-season premiere, scientific testing reveals that some of the fourth-grade boys are sex addicts.
Across the episode we counted 20 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (9); Nudity & bodies (2); Porn / strippers / sex work (3); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (4); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 9 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S14 E1:
Autoerotic asphyxiation? What's that? I don't want to go into too much detail, but You choke yourself with a belt around your neck, While masturbating, dressed up like batman or something.
Then you pass out from lack of air, And apparently it makes your orgasm super awesome.
Why! Why are rich successful men suddenly going out And trying to have sex with lots of women.
Why would a man who's famous and makes tons of money Use that to try and have sex with lots of different women?
Now i can be faithful, And my wife won't feel any need to get revenge By sleeping with a bunch of guys.
We believe that it may be an outbreak of sex addiction, sir.
Sex a woo-Hoo? It's a new phenomena we don't completely understand yet.
But what about love? How could tons of fame and money make you forget about love? What could be cau this outbreak of sexual addiction? It could be caused by something in the water supply.
The monkeys who were given cash Always acted out their sexual addiction to dangerous levels.
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S14 E1:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
There! It was like that! It looked just like that! Just like this but smaller! And right in the place her underwear shoulda been! If i trim it down, it'll look right.
Porn / strippers / sex work 3 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S14 E1:
I never should have never married-A you! You're overreacting, you stupid swedish cow! Then a why the are you a getting the text messages From some low-Life hooker on thanksgiving?
Watching internet porn all day every day? Spot on, charlie sheen, Excessive internet porn.
You mother ! Oh no! I should have never married you! Ahggh, stop it! A porn star? You screwed a porn star? Oh dude, you found another gis phone number on my cell phone? Yeah, back in that water level.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S14 E1:
Amazing! Then the wizard alien's spell might not have any power over him! He could draw the bastard out! Quick!Give that boy a gun! What? You better take one too! Alright.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S14 E1:
Put it down, you ! Put the golf club down, you crazy bitch! You a mother .
The poor bastards.
Everyone to the stairwell! The bastard has gotta be upstairs! What bastard? The alien wizard hiding out here! Come on, we've got to -- What the hell was that? I got a bad feeling about this.
So i officially announce my return to golf! What the hell? This game'albori now.
Slut-shaming 1 moment
How Slut-shaming shows up in South Park S14 E1:
…pills?! Oh, yeah, take more vicodin, Tiger! That'll help! Will you just listen to me? Listen to this! You whore!
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