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South Park S15 E5, “5. Crack Baby Athletic Association”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Cartman hatches a plan to help babies who are born addicted to drugs
Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Violence & injury (1); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S15 E5:
But then, who was the guitar player for guns and roses? One of our parents! Are you serious? You guys are ten years old and you just figured out that Slash isn't real? Oh, my God.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S15 E5:
And fuck you too.
Well boys, this has been real educational n' all, but now let's part with that ol' EA Sports sayin', get the fuck outta my buildin'.
I like that boom boom pow them chickens jackin' my style they try copy my swagger I'm on that next shit now.
What's going on? Ahghghgghgh! Aw crap.
That's their mom's God damn fault! Yeah, I'm sure that's what Cartman would say too.
Slash is not hard to find! He'll show up to play anywhere if you pay him! He played at my eighth birthday party for Christ's sake! Look, look he's playing at lakewood mall right now! You guys get down there aw crap!
Yeah, it's a good idea now go us get Slash for halftime! Jesus Christ! Are we the only two intelligent people in this entire company, Kyle? God damn.
I piss in your faces.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S15 E5:
…this is the saddest commercial ever! Don't watch! These are images of babies born addicted to crack cocaine.
It's like these voices in my head won't be quiet until I use again! And so am I correct that you are eight and a half months pregnant and still addicted to cocaine?
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