Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S15 E12, “1%”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Cartman's lack of physical fitness makes him a target for the other kids' scorn.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 4 themes: Violence & injury (4); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (1); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S15 E12:
And now, we live in a world where one of you has decided to become a murderer.
Shut the hell up! - Got something to say, Kyle? - How do you murder a stuffed animal? How do you murder a stuffed animal? You tell us! But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
…I know that I am awesome and cool, Polly Prissy Pants, but that has little relevance to Clyde Frog's murder.
You're a little disturbed right now, but maybe you can Shut your fat piehole, bitch! You know what you did, skank! You let Clyde Frog get murdered! No, Rumper Tumpskin, I didn't.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S15 E12:
And so, as far as we're concerned, you're all a bunch of fat fucking pigs.
As far as the board is concerned, you're all a bunch of fat fucking pigs.
That doesn't prove anything! That fucker's getting what he deserves.
Black people are now impervious to being fucked with.
We're all being punished for one lazy bitch.
Steven Tamal? The fifth grader? Shit!
God, this sucks! Four weeks, we gotta do this? Let's just suck it up.
…a big 99% rally, aren't you? Occupying the cafeteria? You know why you are protesting? Because you're pissed off.
But you won't be pissed off at a black president, so you're all pissed off at me!
Now that everything sucks, they blame me! They didn't take my watch.
What the hell? Mom, my room is Peter Panda! The fire started with this.
What the hell? We told him to grow up.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S15 E12:
The problem is with this area blocked by napping tents, we have no place to serve the officers' beer.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in South Park S15 E12:
The same dirty slut who's been fucking with us our whole lives! Sweetie, is everything OK? Does everything look OK? Sit down, you fucking bitch! Sit down, mother.
You're a little disturbed right now, but maybe you can Shut your fat piehole, bitch! You know what you did, skank! You let Clyde Frog get murdered! No, Rumper Tumpskin, I didn't.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.