Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S17 E2, “2. Informative Murder Porn”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. The boys try to keep their parents from hurting one another by using a distraction in the form of the game "Minecraft."
Across the episode we counted 25 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Porn / strippers / sex work (2); Affairs / cheating (1); Violence & injury (8); Swearing (10). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S17 E2:
We don't have to have sex for our relationship to be good.
His wife is having sex with the neighbor and when her husband comes home he wants more than just a divorce.
In an effort to comfort the anguished cries of children everywhere your local cable company has decided to drop all networks that sexualize spousal homicides from regular programming.
Without any sex we just seem to get madder and madder at each other.
Porn / strippers / sex work 2 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in South Park S17 E2:
I'm talking of course about murder porn.
Murder porn? That's more like it.
Affairs / cheating 1 moment
How Affairs / cheating shows up in South Park S17 E2:
According to the Neilson ratings viewership in shows like Cold Case Files, Date Line Murder and Deadly Affairs is sky rocketing among married couples.
Violence & injury 8 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S17 E2:
I'm talking of course about murder porn.
Murder porn? That's more like it.
He's the one who stabbed that nagging bitch in her fat face.
I've always thought about murdering you in your sleep.
Now you're free to roam around and start punching trees.
You punch the tree to get the wood.
Wonder if you saw or heard anything? No, what happened? Someone broke into your next door neighbor's backyard dug up a bunch of holes and punched his trees.
Punched his trees? Yes, across the street, someone built a cabin.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S17 E2:
How long before one of our daddy's dressed up in lingerie and bashes mommy's head in with a brick? Oh, crap! Who could that be? It's probably fucking Stan.
We heard that you're willing to teach Minecraft to adults? Fuck off! We were told you're available for hire and we're desperate.
Punching trees? Why would we punch trees? Just use your fucking brain.
Oh, yeah, what's that? Sharon what the effing fuck was that? Sorry, couldn't resist.
He's the one who stabbed that nagging bitch in her fat face.
Stop using your grown up brains and start Aha! Son of a bitch.
Real sick shit.
What the what the hell? Yeah, hi.
Magnacube? What the hell is that? I'm going to sleep.
I wouldn't have to live in a boring sexless marriage where all we do is piss each other off.
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.