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South Park S22 E1, “1. Dead Kids”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. With several shooting occurring at South Park Elementary School, Randy attempts to get Sharon to get her emotions in check. Meanwhile, Cartman is mad after realizing he flunked his math quiz, despite copying his answers off Token's quiz.
Across the episode we counted 12 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (7); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S22 E1:
And I'm supposed to believe that Token and his little sex kitten never even talked about it.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S22 E1:
It's It's not really as simple as just What I'm saying is that that with issues like this, sometimes you have to be kind of crazy? What are you talking about?! Do you understand that our children are being murdered? Red.
Are you (BLEEP) joking?! You're gonna take one second to compare child murder to park upgrades?! What is wrong with everybody?! You've all gone crazy! Anybody need a drink? - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS.]
Put down the gun, son.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S22 E1:
But if a woman isn't having periods anymore, then why would she still overreact and be bitchy? Well, actually, menopause is one of the most severely hormonal times a woman ever goes through.
What I'm saying is that I'm so overwhelmed that I Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick? What the hell are you talking about?! I don't understand! God damn it! Stop acting like there's something wrong with me.
I know that right now, Token's shitting his pants.
If you ever found out your son saw a PG-13 movie without you, you'd probably be pretty pissed off.
I didn't see "Black Panther" in the theater! Of course you did, Token! That's why me ripping on it pissed you off so much! I swear on my mother's life.
Butters! It's the entire glee club this time! Butters, I have to get to class! The math quiz is starting! Oh, crap!
There are others out there and even if it means failing, I'm their only damn hope.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in South Park S22 E1:
I am not a racist.
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