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Skip for under 14
South Park S22 E3, “3. The Problem with a Poo”, scores 2/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (1); Swearing (10); Racism & slurs (2); Homophobic jokes (2); Slut-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S22 E3:
They can have their eggs fertilized by an unknown person's sperm in a lab.
Violence & injury 1 moment
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S22 E3:
You have lawyer blood inside your veins! You can help me with my defecation lawsuit, Kyle! Me? What can I do? Please, Kyle.
Swearing 10 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S22 E3:
Offensive? What about me is offensive? Some people think that shit isn't the best representation of Christmas.
They can't just fire me from the Christmas show! The whole thing is my creation! Uh, last night, you tweeted, "The city council can suck my Mexican dick.
Look at me! I don't even have a dick! Get it? Okay, okay, look, I know It wasn't a good joke.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't represent pieces of shit.
People are starting to think I'm shitty.
You stand up for all pieces of crap? Asshole! Kyle, listen.
You want them to erase me, too? Kyle we can all be shitty sometimes.
Why would you tweet that?! All the kids are really pissed off! It was a bad attempt at a joke.
You ever take that crap? You want us to take this up against Ambien? They have the best lawyers in the world.
Talking crap.
Racism & slurs 2 moments
How Racism & slurs shows up in South Park S22 E3:
Where will he go? He'll have to find a place that accepts racist, awful beings like him.
There are still places out there who don't care about bigotry and hate.
Homophobic jokes 2 moments
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S22 E3:
Did you tweet, "The kids of South Park" are retarded homos who can't play music"? Eeeeeyeeaaahhhhh.
I took Ambien two nights ago, and I called the schoolkids homos.
Slut-shaming 2 moments
How Slut-shaming shows up in South Park S22 E3:
What did you mean last night when you tweeted, "The Mayor of South Park is a titless whore"? Oh, come on! It was a joke! That's it! That's it.
You decided to call the mayor a titless whore.
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