Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S24 E99, “Post COVID”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 31 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (4); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (11). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S24 E99:
No Jewish people have sex
- A man in China had sex with a pangolin and that started COVID. That man was me.
- You had sex with a pangolin in China and started the whole pandemic?! Will you listen to what I'm saying?! Gal! I worked to create more Tegridy, but China did everything they could to stop me.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S24 E99:
- Right, like you didn't want to murder your sister.
- Seems like all of the scientists were murdered so that nobody could complete Kenny's work.
- Uh, guys, why is there blood everywhere? Everybody see what you can find.
- Just leaving behind a trail of blood.
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S24 E99:
- And so his mother couldn't take the loss of Shelley and so she killed herself! Which is your fault.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S24 E99:
you please shut the fuck up?
- Is that what you want? It's the fucking future, you guys. Grow up.
- So you walked out on all your friends and then just hung out at a bar all day? Alexa, fucking just go throw yourself out a window.
- Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult for once in your life Alexa, stop! Fuck you! [NEWS THEME VOLUME INCREASES.]
- Will you please knock it off?! What's the problem, Kyle? You know what you're doing, fat-ass! Goddamn it, why don't you lay off my fuckin' dad, Uncle Kyle! Moisha! He's never talked like that before.
It feels shitty, okay? Can
- Oh, God, you are such a piece of shit.
- You know, in the Torah, when Abraham first heard the word of God Just knock it off! You don't believe a word of that shit.
- Tell that little pussy if I had any grandkids, maybe I wouldn't be so bitter at having such a little bitch for a son! - Hi, Dad.
- Who has something that they want to share? Mr. Garrison? I'd like to share my dick in your mouth.
- Too bad he died, 'cause the future certainly sucks.
- Yeah, me, too. Sucks about Kenny, huh? Hope they find all the information on that thing he hid.
Alcohol & drugs 11 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S24 E99:
- What is this really? - What do you mean? This isn't cocaine, it's the COVID vaccine, isn't it?! I'm not putting that shit in my body! Forget it, guys, it didn't work.
- ALEXA
Tegridy Weed? Isn't that your dad's old marijuana company? Oh, shit.
- Why would he have Tegridy Weed in his equations? Dr. McCormick mentioned Tegridy? It seemed to somehow fit into some grand theory he had.
- Working on getting drunk again.
- I'm not "getting drunk," I'm an online whiskey consultant.
- Got my own online whiskey consultant gig.
- How's everything with the family? Excuse me, I'm gonna go get, uh, drunk.
Oh, you wanna get drunk?
to pound beer and wine?
It's not "pounding beer and wine.
I drop wine shots into the beer.
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