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Skip for under 14
South Park S25 E5, “5. Help, My Teenager Hates Me”, scores 3/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14. The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
Across the episode we counted 22 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Violence & injury (6); Swearing (12); Alcohol & drugs (3). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- I wasn't talking anything about sexual orientation.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S25 E5:
and the guns are, like, totally real
- You see you load these soft BBs into the guns and they just kinda sting.
and show me how to clean my gun!
- Hey, Kyle Uh, how did the Airsoft go? I took a BB right to the face with a sniper rifle.
I use my sniper rifle!
- What if the police thought that gun was real? No, it's safe. See? As long as your gun has a red tip and you're white, police won't shoot you.
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- Oh, my God, you gotta be shitting me.
It's burning the shit out of my hand!
bitching and just play Airsoft.
- No shit in the world takes that long.
Ow! I said hit, you bitch!
Ow, my dick! My dick! Aah!
- For just a few, brief hours I forgot how much everything sucks.
- Can we promise each other we'll do Airsoft, like, all the time? Hell yeah, dude.
What the hell are these things?
- Shut up Well at least I'm not the only one dealing with this crap.
Damn right! Team Floppy
I'm so sick of this crap
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in South Park S25 E5:
- Bruh Dood that's weed. I smell weed.
Dood, it's a whole lit jar of weed!
against some drunk rednecks?
Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.