Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
South Park S28 E5, “5. The Crap Out”, scores 3/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.
Across the episode we counted 21 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (2); Nudity & bodies (2); Violence & injury (2); Suicide & self-harm (2); Swearing (12); Homophobic jokes (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 2 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- The President Vance So much sex.
- and then they start having sex
Nudity & bodies 2 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- he has genital warts?
- is filled with genital warts.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- So go ahead and punch me in the face ♪
- punch me in the face ♪
Suicide & self-harm 2 moments
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- but it's definitely a suicide.
- considering suicide right here
Swearing 12 moments
How Swearing shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- and he's out fucking around!
- go get that motherfucker.
- you two are fucking
- like shit has changed, bro?
- Just shut up and pour me that shit.
- That son of a bitch.
- damn Christmas magic!
- the crap-out is coming.
- Where the hell is he?
- and the crap-out could
- he's pissed off at Vance.
- Oh, hell yeah, man. Let's
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in South Park S28 E5:
- who's protecting our country from fags.
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