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Skip for under 13
The Office S7 E11, “Classy Christmas”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Michael insists on an elaborate Christmas party when he finds out that Holly is returning. Michael gets jealous when he finds out that Holly is still dating A.J.; Jim is paranoid when Dwight starts a snow ball war with him.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (5); Suicide & self-harm (1); Swearing (6); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Dwight
Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave?
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- Meredith
Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail?
- Dwight
I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. But I think it was worth it.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Holly
[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they're both loaded. [makes gun noises]
- Michael
What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?
- Andy
Oh, Scranton Strangler! [all react]
- Michael
And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler.
- Andy
Ehh, seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy? What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown. And we just loved it for what it is?
Suicide & self-harm 1 moment
How Suicide & self-harm shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Holly
Basically, nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.
Swearing 6 moments
How Swearing shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Stanley
So do they bring in food, or do you get to go out? Toby: No, they bring it in. Stanley: You lucky son of a bitch.
- Dwight
Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!
- Michael
What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the courthouse.
- Holly
[weak Clint Eastwood accent] Well, well, well, if it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard.
- Michael
[imitating her accent] Well, I never thought I'd see your face around these parts, you old bastard.
- Darryl
[on the phone] I just, no, she be talking to your mom or something. This is my daughter too, Justine! You seem to think, [Justine hangs up] oh... pick a damn tree already.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S7 E11:
- Michael
No? Good. Did anyone get drunk already?
- Pam
A party. It's not an excuse to get really drunk or confront someone or have a cathartic experience of any kind.
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