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Skip for under 13
The Office S7 E12, “Ultimatum”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. Michael is initially exited when Holly returns from vacation without an engagement ring but left disappointed that she didn't follow through on her ultimatum; Pam tries to boost staff morale.
Across the episode we counted 10 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Porn / strippers / sex work (4); Violence & injury (2); Swearing (1); Alcohol & drugs (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Darryl
You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa...'
Porn / strippers / sex work 4 moments
How Porn / strippers / sex work shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Stripper or strip-club material shows up in the plot.
- Darryl
No, that's uh. Porn. Pornography. Old lady... nasty... porn.
- Darryl
[Dwight heads toward a strip club] Oh, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
- Darryl
I'm telling you, don't do it. I've got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't unsee that.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Michael
Next year? Come-I mean, what is the point? What is the point of that? I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January first, BAM! Blood everywhere.
- Dwight
One of our many recent good deeds? We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler.
Swearing 1 moment
How Swearing shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Kevin
Hey! [sticking up middle finger] Right back atcha, bitch!
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in The Office S7 E12:
- Erin
Okay, champagne.
- Michael
Oh my God! [sprays champagne on Erin]
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