Start here — safest Modern Family episodes
129 of 246 Modern Family episodes score mild. These are the gentlest to start with.
S1 E3Come Fly With MeSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S11 E10The PrescottSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S3 E15Aunt MommySex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S3 E22DisneylandNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S4 E10Diamond in the RoughNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S4 E5Open House of HorrorsFat-shaming✅ Mild · 1/5
S5 E10The Old Man & the TreeNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S5 E9The Big GameNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S9 E12Dear Beloved FamilyNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S9 E6Ten Years LaterNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S1 E13Fifteen PercentNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+1 more✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E14Moon LandingNudity & bodiesSexual insults✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E16FearsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E18Starry NightViolence & injurySwearing✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E19Game ChangerAffairs / cheating✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E2The Bicycle ThiefViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E20BenchedSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+1 more✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E22Airport 2010Violence & injurySuicide & self-harmAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E4The IncidentSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E6Run for Your WifeSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E8Great ExpectationsSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesSwearing+1 more✅ Mild · 2/5
S1 E9FizboSex & hookupsSexual insults✅ Mild · 2/5
S10 E1I Love a ParadeNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S10 E11A Moving DaySex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S10 E13Whanex?Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
Caution — preview first
Overall 3/5. Fine for some families, not for others — read the flags before play.
S1 E1PilotNudity & bodiesViolence & injurySwearing🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E10Undeck the HallsViolence & injurySwearing🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E11Up All NightSex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E15My Funky ValentineSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesRacism & slurs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E17Truth Be ToldSex & hookupsViolence & injurySwearing+1 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E23HawaiiSex & hookupsSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E24Family PortraitNudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E5Coal DiggerSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
Modern Family episodes to skip with little kids
23 episodes are too much for younger kids (overall 4–5/5). The roughest are listed below.
S4 E20Flip FlopNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S7 E16The Cover-UpSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S8 E6Grab ItNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workSwearing+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S11 E2SnappedSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S4 E17Best MenSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S7 E6The More You Ignore MeSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S7 E10PlaydatesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injurySwearing+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S1 E12Not in My HouseSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S1 E21Travels With ScoutSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S10 E12Blasts from the PastSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S2 E10Dance Dance RevelationSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S2 E20Someone to Watch Over LilyNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex workViolence & injury+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S4 E11New Year's EveSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesSwearing+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S4 E15Heart BrokenSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S5 E18Las VegasSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workSwearing+1 more🚫 Too much · 4/5