Every show we've rated
Watch With The Kids scores each episode 1–5 for violence, sex and
language. The overall score is the highest of the three: 1–2 is mild, 3 is caution, and 4–5 is too much for younger kids.
Every flagged theme — Sex & hookups,
Nudity & bodies, Porn / strippers, Swearing, Violence & death, Affairs / cheating,
Suicide / self-harm, Alcohol / Drugs, Gay / Lesbian, Fat-shaming, Sexual insults and Racism —
is listed with how many times it comes up and the exact quote or scene behind it.
Start with what to watch tonight if you want the safest
episodes first.
- Friends — 228 episodes rated: 14% mild, 57% caution, 29% too much.
- The Office — 186 episodes rated: 36% mild, 38% caution, 26% too much.
- Parks and Recreation — 122 episodes rated: 38% mild, 34% caution, 28% too much.
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine — 135 episodes rated: 7% mild, 51% caution, 41% too much.
- How I Met Your Mother — 208 episodes rated: 14% mild, 39% caution, 47% too much.
- The Big Bang Theory — 263 episodes rated: 52% mild, 32% caution, 16% too much.
- Modern Family — 246 episodes rated: 52% mild, 38% caution, 9% too much.
- Seinfeld — 176 episodes rated: 55% mild, 37% caution, 8% too much.
- The Simpsons — 564 episodes rated: 54% mild, 39% caution, 8% too much.
- Futurama — 141 episodes rated: 0% mild, 79% caution, 21% too much.
- Malcolm in the Middle — 151 episodes rated: 66% mild, 30% caution, 4% too much.
- Bob's Burgers — 309 episodes rated: 44% mild, 38% caution, 18% too much.
- Phineas and Ferb — 249 episodes rated: 99% mild, 1% caution, 0% too much.
- SpongeBob SquarePants — 602 episodes rated: 100% mild, 0% caution, 0% too much.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender — 61 episodes rated: 82% mild, 8% caution, 10% too much.
- Adventure Time — 236 episodes rated: 95% mild, 5% caution, 0% too much.
- Bluey — 152 episodes rated: 100% mild, 0% caution, 0% too much.
- Steven Universe — 149 episodes rated: 98% mild, 2% caution, 0% too much.
- Full House — 119 episodes rated: 94% mild, 6% caution, 0% too much.
- Gravity Falls — 40 episodes rated: 78% mild, 22% caution, 0% too much.
- The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air — 148 episodes rated: 78% mild, 19% caution, 3% too much.
- Young Sheldon — 140 episodes rated: 79% mild, 17% caution, 4% too much.
- Rick and Morty — 82 episodes rated: 0% mild, 7% caution, 93% too much.
- Family Guy — 456 episodes rated: 7% mild, 27% caution, 66% too much.
- South Park — 334 episodes rated: 2% mild, 12% caution, 86% too much.
- Wednesday — 16 episodes rated: 0% mild, 94% caution, 6% too much.
- KPop Demon Hunters — 1 episode rated: 100% mild, 0% caution, 0% too much.
- Stranger Things — 34 episodes rated: 0% mild, 15% caution, 85% too much.
- The Legend of Korra — 52 episodes rated: 69% mild, 27% caution, 4% too much.
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars — 133 episodes rated: 90% mild, 10% caution, 0% too much.
- The Owl House — 43 episodes rated: 72% mild, 28% caution, 0% too much.
- Amphibia — 106 episodes rated: 93% mild, 7% caution, 0% too much.
- Pokémon: Indigo League — 79 episodes rated: 99% mild, 1% caution, 0% too much.
Agents and LLMs: see llms.txt for a machine-readable index.
