Season 9 of Seinfeld is 52% mild, 48% caution and 0% too much for younger kids. Open an episode for the quoted moments.
S9 E1The Butter ShaveSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E2The VoiceSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E3The Serenity NowSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex work🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E4The BloodSex & hookupsViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E5The Junk MailAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E6The Merv Griffin ShowSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E7The SlicerNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S9 E8The BetrayalSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E9The ApologySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E10The StrikeAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E11The DealershipSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E12The Reverse PeepholeSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E13The CartoonSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E15The WizardViolence & injuryRacism & slurs✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E16The BurningSuicide & self-harmSexual insults✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E17The BookstoreAffairs / cheatingViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E18The FroggerSex & hookupsViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E19The MaidSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workSuicide & self-harm🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E20The Puerto Rican DaySex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ Mild · 2/5
S9 E21The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))Nothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S9 E22The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))Nothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S9 E23The Finale (1)Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
S9 E24The Finale (2)Sex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🤔 Caution · 3/5