Start here — safest The Simpsons episodes
303 of 564 The Simpsons episodes score mild. These are the gentlest to start with.
S1 E2Bart the GeniusAffairs / cheatingAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S10 E16Make Room for LisaNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S11 E10Little Big MomSex & hookups✅ Mild · 1/5
S12 E12Tennis the MenaceSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S12 E15Hungry, Hungry HomerAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S12 E4Lisa the Tree HuggerAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S16 E10There's Something About MarryingAlcohol & drugsSexual insults✅ Mild · 1/5
S16 E11On a Clear Day I Can't See My SisterSex & hookups✅ Mild · 1/5
S18 E19Crook and LadderNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S19 E13The DebartedNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S2 E14Principal CharmingSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S2 E2Simpson and DelilahNothing adult stood out in the transcript, so this scores at the bottom of the scale.✅ Mild · 1/5
S2 E6Dead Putting SocietyViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S20 E11How the Test Was WonPorn / strippers / sex work✅ Mild · 1/5
S20 E13Gone Maggie GoneNudity & bodies✅ Mild · 1/5
S20 E5Dangerous CurvesAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S22 E1Elementary School MusicalAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S23 E22Lisa Goes GagaSex & hookupsAffairs / cheatingSwearing✅ Mild · 1/5
S23 E6The Book JobNudity & bodiesViolence & injury✅ Mild · 1/5
S24 E10A Test Before TryingPorn / strippers / sex workAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S24 E4Gone Abie GoneSex & hookupsAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S25 E4YoloSex & hookupsViolence & injury✅ Mild · 1/5
S26 E13Walking Big & TallSex & hookupsViolence & injuryFat-shaming✅ Mild · 1/5
S26 E2The Wreck of the RelationshipViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs✅ Mild · 1/5
S26 E7Blazed and ConfusedNudity & bodiesRacism & slurs✅ Mild · 1/5
Caution — preview first
Overall 3/5. Fine for some families, not for others — read the flags before play.
S1 E12Krusty Gets BustedAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E4There's No Disgrace Like HomeNudity & bodiesViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E5Bart the GeneralSex & hookupsAffairs / cheatingViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S1 E8The Telltale HeadViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S10 E1Lard of the DanceViolence & injurySwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
S10 E10Viva Ned FlandersSex & hookupsViolence & injuryAlcohol & drugs+1 more🤔 Caution · 3/5
S10 E13Homer to the MaxViolence & injury🤔 Caution · 3/5
S10 E14I'm with CupidSex & hookupsSwearingAlcohol & drugs🤔 Caution · 3/5
The Simpsons episodes to skip with little kids
43 episodes are too much for younger kids (overall 4–5/5). The roughest are listed below.
S13 E19The Sweetest ApuSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+5 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S13 E4A Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+4 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S10 E8Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"Sex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S14 E14Mr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S17 E3Milhouse of Sand and FogSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S17 E15Homer Simpson, This Is Your WifeSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S21 E21Moe Letter BluesSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesAffairs / cheating+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S23 E16How I Wet Your MotherSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+3 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S14 E15C.E.D'ohSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S14 E20Brake My Wife, PleaseSex & hookupsPorn / strippers / sex workAffairs / cheating+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S15 E6Today I Am a ClownSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S18 E13Springfield UpSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S21 E1Homer the WhopperSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesPorn / strippers / sex work+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S23 E9Holidays of Future PassedSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5
S25 E13The Man Who Grew Too MuchSex & hookupsNudity & bodiesViolence & injury+2 more🚫 Too much · 4/5