Sacred Cow
🎞️ S1 E3 🚫 Too much

Bob's Burgers

Is Bob's Burgers S1 E3 OK for kids?

Sacred Cow

When a controversial documentary filmmaker places a live cow outside of the family restaurant to make a statement, Bob is livid when it starts to scare away customers. However, to everyone's surprise, Bob treats the cow like a member of the family.

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Skip for under 13

Bob's Burgers S1 E3, “Sacred Cow”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. When a controversial documentary filmmaker places a live cow outside of the family restaurant to make a statement, Bob is livid when it starts to scare away customers. However, to everyone's surprise, Bob treats the cow like a member of the family.

Across the episode we counted 11 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Parents need to know

Age 13+

Violence, nudity, sex talk in animation.

Parents need to know that Bob's Burgers S1 E3, "Sacred Cow", is a animation episode. Driven by violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Violence includes There's no blood on our hands! What's all the yelling about? Turns out dad's been…. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Like a sex tape; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 1 moment

How Sex & hookups shows up in Bob's Burgers S1 E3:

  • Mild
    Like a sex tape.

Nudity & bodies 3 moments

How Nudity & bodies shows up in Bob's Burgers S1 E3:

  • Too much
    Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
  • Too much
    Don't forget about that penis.
  • Mild
    My bra is chafing me.

Violence & injury 7 moments

How Violence & injury shows up in Bob's Burgers S1 E3:

  • Too much
    There's no blood on our hands! What's all the yelling about? Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
  • Too much
    Murderer! Oh.
  • Too much
    Murderer! Oh, come on, Bob.
  • Too much
    Louise, you're defending me? This so-called "Man" stands accused Of murdering nearly 100,000 hamburgers worth of cows.
  • Caution
    There! I said it! And I'm going to get my gun license, Finally.
  • Caution
    Um Because you, sir, have blood on your hands.
  • Caution
    Is this ketchup? It's the blood of 100,000 slaughtered cows.

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