Content guide
Preview first — about 10+
Bob's Burgers S8 E12, “The Hurt Soccer”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 3/5 — Preview first — about 10+. After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game. With Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.
Across the episode we counted 8 flagged moments in 2 themes: Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 10+Language, drinking in animation.
Parents need to know that Bob's Burgers S8 E12, "The Hurt Soccer", is a animation episode. Sits in the gray area mainly on swearing (moderate, in dialogue). Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, …you of what you did! What what do I do now? It, uh throw it somewhere? - Kick it!…. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — I'm sorry! It was I We got a-an e-mail, and I Oh! Oh, I didn't realize you got an…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Bob's Burgers S8 E12:
…you of what you did! What what do I do now? It, uh throw it somewhere? - Kick it! Drop-kick that son of a bitch!
(muttering) Wow, you're remembering the crap out of that song.
(gasps) What?! - What?! But then the damn lead actress said I was missing cues and playing off-tempo.
And their dumb CD player won't complain if they treat it like crap.
And they're gonna burn in hell for it.
(cheering) - You did it! - Hell yeah!
But I can still assistant coach again, right? Every damn day, Tina.
Alcohol & drugs 1 moment
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Bob's Burgers S8 E12:
I'm sorry! It was I We got a-an e-mail, and I Oh! Oh, I didn't realize you got an e-mail! I completely forgot it happened at all! It was during wine time! Guys, guys, shush, shush, shush.
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.