Content guide
Skip for under 13
Bob's Burgers S12 E2, “Crystal Mess”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13. In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
Across the episode we counted 5 flagged moments in 2 themes: Nudity & bodies (3); Violence & injury (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Nudity, violence, mild language in animation.
Parents need to know that Bob's Burgers S12 E2, "Crystal Mess", is a animation episode. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, implied), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence is mild but includes And this thing only stabbed me once. Sexual content is explicit — for example, Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Bob's Burgers S12 E2:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
- So I don't hit my penis like last time.
- Maybe if she's just there, you won't hit your poor penis.
Violence & injury 2 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Bob's Burgers S12 E2:
- And this thing only stabbed me once.
Only stab you a little
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