Content guide
Skip for under 13
Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2, “Chocolate Milk”, scores 3/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (5); Violence & injury (6); Alcohol & drugs (4). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Violence, nudity, drinking in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2, "Chocolate Milk", is a live-action sitcom episode. Driven by violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue), with nudity & bodies alongside it. Violence includes I just got assigned such a dope stabbing. Sexual content is explicit — for example, " Sergeant, is this gonna go on your "sperm-anent record"? "Scrotal recall"! Hey sarge,…; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Hey, what do you think of captain Holt? He needs to smoke some weed. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2:
" Sergeant, is this gonna go on your "sperm-anent record"? "Scrotal recall"! Hey sarge, great news.
No, Charles, just because we have secret, shameful sex does not mean we are friends.
Your sexual identity is the one thing I actually respect about you.
Nudity & bodies 5 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
Look, you guys, if the sergeant wants to chop off his penis, that is his choice.
So look, we'll work this thing together and afterwards, I will be your friend chariot to the penis-removal of the century.
You're making health insurance more expensive for everyone else! Yeah? Well, you know what else drives up premiums? Unwanted genital removal! Thank you for coming.
You made Terry get real with himself and his genitals.
Violence & injury 6 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2:
I just got assigned such a dope stabbing.
Sorry, the stabbing part is bad.
Do ya? Anyway, next thing I know, the guy stabs me in the back like like right here! Like some kind of psycho wuss! Can you think of anyone who might wanna harm you? Yeah.
He thinks I stabbed him? That's crazy.
Hmm So what you're saying is I stabbed him.
You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power.
Alcohol & drugs 4 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E2:
Hey, what do you think of captain Holt? He needs to smoke some weed.
I was high as a kite.
I'm sure you can tell I'm quite drunk.
Where were you on monday around 10:00 pm? Me and my business school buddies get together every monday and have a couple beers.
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.