Content guide
Skip for under 13
Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12, “Beach House”, scores 1/5 for violence, 1/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (1); Nudity & bodies (1); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (5); Racism & slurs (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Drinking, racist language, language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12, "Beach House", is a live-action sitcom episode. Driven by alcohol & drugs (explicit, in dialogue), with racism & slurs alongside it. Sexual content is mild but includes Listen, Rosa, there's nothing I'd rather do in my life than write a sexy text to your…; All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on…. Language includes strong swearing — for example, He was the toughest son of a bitch I ever met. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Who killed him? Don't say a white tiger on cocaine, 'cause I will lose it. This episode includes racism & slurs — for example, All right, you know what? You guys are being a bunch of racist, homophobic golf cops,…. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 1 moment
How Sex & hookups shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12:
Listen, Rosa, there's nothing I'd rather do in my life than write a sexy text to your boyfriend, but I think this is something you got to do on your own.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12:
All right, Peralta, I'm sick of you wasting time, so, yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants, and I'm sitting in my underwear.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12:
He was the toughest son of a bitch I ever met.
What the hell, Jake? No bosses.
Mini cognac, ladies? Oh, yeah! Oh, warm me up, you little bastard.
It straight up sucks.
I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow.
I don't want to screw this crap up.
Just take that sentiment, remove the word "crap," and then send it.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12:
Who killed him? Don't say a white tiger on cocaine, 'cause I will lose it.
Dog Party '15, ooh-ooh! Two bottles of vodka.
Is this gonna be the weekend we finally meet six-drink Amy? Six-drink Amy? What does that mean? It's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale.
I'm not in love with him, but I'm definitely not comfortable being drunk around him.
Everyone loves you, but you're our captain, and normally we get really drunk and act like crazy idiots and play stupid games where we make fun of the boss.
Racism & slurs 1 moment
How Racism & slurs shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2 E12:
All right, you know what? You guys are being a bunch of racist, homophobic golf cops, and I for one think this weekend's gonna be even more fun because Holt is here.
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