Content guide
Skip for under 13
Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7, “Two Turkeys”, scores 2/5 for violence, 4/5 for sex and 3/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 13.
Across the episode we counted 19 flagged moments in 7 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (3); Affairs / cheating (2); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (4); Alcohol & drugs (3); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 13+Nudity, violence, language in live-action sitcom.
Parents need to know that Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7, "Two Turkeys", is a live-action sitcom episode. Driven by nudity & bodies (explicit, in dialogue), with violence & injury alongside it. Violence is mild but includes All the murder weapons were sex toys. Sexual content is explicit — for example, I bet you never even had sex; Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue. Language isn't constant, but you can expect swearing — for example, My son is a basic bitch. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, My dad's a selfish drunken slut - and my mom's a flighty weirdo. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — The wine is in the fridge. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
I bet you never even had sex.
Oh, I've had sex.
What is happening right now? Roger's really good at sex too.
Nudity & bodies 3 moments
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
- Explicit body / sex-act language appears in dialogue.
My mom brought a passive-aggressive turkey and we all saw your dad's penis through his undies.
I was just feeling insecure because 'Cause I gave Jake the watch? I was gonna say because you saw my penis through my underpants, but the watch, yeah, sure.
Affairs / cheating 2 moments
How Affairs / cheating shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
Jake, your remembering when he used to pretend to golf so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.
Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
All the murder weapons were sex toys.
They're still cleaning up all the blood.
He used to flip out on me when I beat him at Adult Clue.
Swearing 4 moments
How Swearing shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
My son is a basic bitch.
Damn, that was impressive.
In fact, they're gonna be joyous as hell.
Who sucks at carving turkey, thinks their rum is good when it's bad? You.
Alcohol & drugs 3 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
The wine is in the fridge.
Who wants more wine? No, no, no, no, no more for me.
Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid they would have stayed together and we would have had a happy family? - Probably.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5 E7:
My dad's a selfish drunken slut - and my mom's a flighty weirdo.
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