Content guide
Mild — okay from about 14+
Family Guy S3 E4, “One If By Clam, Two If By Sea”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 2/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 2/5 — Mild — okay from about 14+.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 5 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Violence & injury (5); Alcohol & drugs (5); Homophobic jokes (1); Fat-shaming (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Homophobic jokes, violence, fat-shaming in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S3 E4, "One If By Clam, Two If By Sea", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Scores low: the strongest thing we found is homophobic jokes (explicit, in dialogue). Violence is mild but includes |- You think this is horrible? Try losin' a testicle|in a knife fight with your mother. Sexual content is mild but includes "It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are…. Some mild language appears in the dialogue. This episode includes homophobic jokes — for example, Anybody get that?|- The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette". This episode includes fat-shaming — for example, Is that some kind of crack?|- Crack? You sayin' I got a fat ass? Fellas, fellas. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S3 E4:
"It seems today that all you see "Is violence in movies and sex on TV "But where are those|good old-fashioned values "On which we used to rely?
|One time during sex, I called Lois "Frank".
|It's that big sexy brain of yours.
Violence & injury 5 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S3 E4:
|- You think this is horrible? Try losin' a testicle|in a knife fight with your mother.
Bloody hell! My lunch was in that hat!|Egg and chips with jam butties.
"The life|of the wife is ended by the knife.
I think she's got it! "The life of the wife is ended by the knife By George, she's got it!|By George, she's got it! Now, what ends her wretched life? "The knife, the knife And where's that bloody knife?
John the Biter, the Berserk|Hobo, the Golden Autumn Day Strangler Maybe Steve won't remember you.
Alcohol & drugs 5 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S3 E4:
(all laugh) Here's to The Drunken Clam, where they|don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
Holy crap! It's a gay bar! They turned The Drunken Clam|into a British pub? Well, at least they still got sports on TV.
Welcome to the Quahog beer party.
|- Peter, what are you doin'? It may taste like a warm cup of|tobacco-chewer's spit, but it's still beer.
You know|there's a fat drunk guy in there.
Homophobic jokes 1 moment
How Homophobic jokes shows up in Family Guy S3 E4:
Anybody get that?|- The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette".
Fat-shaming 2 moments
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S3 E4:
Is that some kind of crack?|- Crack? You sayin' I got a fat ass? Fellas, fellas.
Hands up!|- Oh, Peter, you didn't! - Hey, fatty's wife is a babe.
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