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Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E1, “Stewie Loves Lois”, scores 1/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 16 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (6); Nudity & bodies (1); Swearing (7); Sexual insults (2). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, sexual insults, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S5 E1, "Stewie Loves Lois", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with sexual insults alongside it. Sexual content is mild but includes It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those…; Oh, Lois, your breasts are great. Language includes strong swearing — for example, You sound just like him! Fucking idiot. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Who's that? Who are you? Where's Peter? Where is he? You're a whore. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 6 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E1:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I only went in there for a physical/ guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig for his sexual experimentation.
Our top story, a local woman loses her sex drive after a $125 dinner at Alfredo's.
Peter, isn't there anything I can do to talk you out of this lawsuit? Hey, I was violated sexually, and that man is going to pay.
Hey, Lois, want to make out? Yeah.
What do you think of new sexy-lips Peter? Yeah.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E1:
Oh, Lois, your breasts are great.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E1:
You sound just like him! Fucking idiot.
Oh, you like staring? Oh, why don't I give you a closer look? Yeah, you want some of this, Maury Po'bitch? Oh, oh, what's that? Oh, you come back for more, huh? I'd freaking drop her ass.
What the hell are you gonna do? You don't have any superpowers.
Damn it, this is too hard! Here's what I think of your test, Mr.
So, how's this work, you just feel my pulse or - What the hell was that? - Mr.
And so am I! Oh, God, it was horrible! I scrubbed, and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough! My God, we've all been victims of Dr.
I am going to sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass.
Sexual insults 2 moments
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S5 E1:
Who's that? Who are you? Where's Peter? Where is he? You're a whore.
Wear your whore makeup, you whore.
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