Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E11, “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou”, scores 2/5 for violence, 2/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 18 flagged moments in 6 themes: Sex & hookups (3); Nudity & bodies (1); Violence & injury (3); Swearing (8); Alcohol & drugs (2); Fat-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Language, fat-shaming, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S5 E11, "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with fat-shaming alongside it. Violence is mild but includes You beat up a 13-year-old boy! He called me names. Sexual content is mild but includes It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those…; The kind of moustache that says, "Yeah, I've been nude on camera. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Go fuck yourself. This episode includes fat-shaming — for example, Well, if it isn't King Lard Ass. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine? Shut up, old man. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 3 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
I'll be getting more sex than that Wisconsin nymphomaniac who used to live upstairs.
We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers.
Nudity & bodies 1 moment
How Nudity & bodies shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
The kind of moustache that says, "Yeah, I've been nude on camera.
Violence & injury 3 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
You beat up a 13-year-old boy! He called me names.
Cook much? Peter, what the hell is wrong with you? What's wrong with me? You're the one punching yourself in the face.
Hey, Lois, how come you keep punching yourself in the face? - Peter, knock it off! - You're gonna hurt yourself.
Swearing 8 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
Go fuck yourself.
What's your handicap? Oh! Every hole! That's a joke that just doesn't get old! God damn it! Come on, come on! Shit, shit, shit!
I've been in there for six-and-a-half hours, you son of a bitch! Don't touch me! - Well, how Can you get up? - I'll try.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Oh, crap.
Hey, what do you think of my recumbent tan pose? Legs probably spread a little wider than they ought to be, but who gives a damn.
No, you're going to yell at me! You're damn right, I'm going to yell at you.
Key Largo, Montego Baby, why don't we go down to Kokomo But not too fast 'Cause Stewie takes it slow Oh, crap.
What the hell does that have to do with anything? No.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine? Shut up, old man.
I mean, you know, unless I get really stinking drunk, in which case all you got to do is outrun your sister.
Fat-shaming 1 moment
How Fat-shaming shows up in Family Guy S5 E11:
Well, if it isn't King Lard Ass.
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