Content guide
Skip for under 14
Family Guy S5 E18, “Meet the Quagmires”, scores 3/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 4/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 4/5 — Skip for under 14.
Across the episode we counted 15 flagged moments in 3 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Violence & injury (4); Swearing (7). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 14+Violence, language, sex talk in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S5 E18, "Meet the Quagmires", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by violence & injury (explicit, in dialogue), with swearing alongside it. Violence includes Reports suggest that all three were violated sexually before being brutally murdered. Sexual content includes What are you doing here? Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys. Language includes strong swearing — for example, Son of a bitch. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
What are you doing here? Oh, I like to hook up with random bar guys.
Lois, what the hell? I'm gone for one night, and you sleep with Quagmire?! Mr.
Let's go play Schoolgirl And Guy Who Has Sex With Schoolgirl.
And you made dessert, too! Oh! Oh, Glenn, I love all your sex jokes and your dirty puns.
Violence & injury 4 moments
How Violence & injury shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
Reports suggest that all three were violated sexually before being brutally murdered.
Oh! Hey, did you guys hear on the news about President Gore hunting down and killing Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands? I know.
Al Gore is President.
And with zero tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S5 E18:
Son of a bitch.
Damn, I drove all the way out here.
What the hell? Where are we? Oh, my God, this is this is Newport Country Club! I used to be a towel boy here! That's right, Peter.
We are gonna raise more hell than Hellraiser.
Hey, you know what, listen, Zapped! sucks.
Aw, crap! Death! No.
Oh, damn it, Brian, what the hell am I gonna do now? I haven't screw up this bad since I bought Joe Piscopo that barbell set.
Watch With The Kids · Your kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.