2. I Dream of Jesus
🎞️ S7 E2 🚫 Hard pass

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Is Family Guy S7 E2 OK for kids?

2. I Dream of Jesus

When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "The Bird's the Word," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs.

📺 Where to watch

Netflix, HBO or Disney+ — catalogs differ by country.

🛒 Where to buy

Digital seasons or a box set to keep.

Content guide

👊 Violence
💋 Sex
🙊 Language
⭐ Overall

Heavy — skip for under 16

Family Guy S7 E2, “2. I Dream of Jesus”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16. When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "The Bird's the Word," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs.

Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2); Slut-shaming (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.

Watch for — every moment, theme by theme

Sex & hookups 4 moments

How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:

  • The perfect hand for masturbating.
  • I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
  • I took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms.
  • I am so ready to have sex with you.

Swearing 7 moments

How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:

  • I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called.
  • None of this would have happened if somebody hadn't stolen my fucking Surfin ' Bird record.
  • What is it, Dad? - What? You haven't heard? - Fuck! A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word
  • Son of a bitch! I'm gonna have to pile dinner on top of that.
  • Name dropper! Hey, Perez Hilton, how you doing, bitch? - Good, bitch.
  • What the hell was it for? I bought some local TV airtime, Lois.
  • The hell with you.

Alcohol & drugs 2 moments

How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:

  • You're gonna turn it into wine.
  • Hey, I just drank a beer.

Slut-shaming 1 moment

How Slut-shaming shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:

  • Last time I was down here on Earth, I only hung around with one whore.

What to watch in Family Guy · Season 7 guide

Watch With The Kids · You kids — your rules! · Informal parent guidance, not an official rating.