Content guide
Heavy — skip for under 16
Family Guy S7 E2, “I Dream of Jesus”, scores 1/5 for violence, 3/5 for sex and 5/5 for language, for an overall kid-rating of 5/5 — Heavy — skip for under 16.
Across the episode we counted 14 flagged moments in 4 themes: Sex & hookups (4); Swearing (7); Alcohol & drugs (2); Sexual insults (1). Every moment below is either a direct quote from the episode transcript or a short description of what happens on screen, so you can decide before you press play.
Parents need to know
Age 16+Language, sex talk, sexual insults in adult animation.
Parents need to know that Family Guy S7 E2, "I Dream of Jesus", is a adult animation episode. The series is known for tV-MA. Rated here so you know which episodes are roughest, not because it is kids TV. Driven by swearing (explicit, in dialogue), with sex & hookups alongside it. Sexual content includes The perfect hand for masturbating. Language includes strong swearing — for example, I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called. This episode includes sexual insults — for example, Last time I was down here on Earth, I only hung around with one whore. Characters drink or talk about alcohol and drugs — You're gonna turn it into wine. Every flagged moment below is a direct quote from the transcript or a short description of what happens on screen.
Watch for — every moment, theme by theme
Sex & hookups 4 moments
How Sex & hookups shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:
The perfect hand for masturbating.
I'll let you have sex with my daughter.
I took it to bed, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms.
I am so ready to have sex with you.
Swearing 7 moments
How Swearing shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:
I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called.
None of this would have happened if somebody hadn't stolen my fucking Surfin ' Bird record.
What is it, Dad? - What? You haven't heard? - Fuck! A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word A- well-a bird, bird, bird B- Bird is the word
Son of a bitch! I'm gonna have to pile dinner on top of that.
Name dropper! Hey, Perez Hilton, how you doing, bitch? - Good, bitch.
What the hell was it for? I bought some local TV airtime, Lois.
The hell with you.
Alcohol & drugs 2 moments
How Alcohol & drugs shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:
You're gonna turn it into wine.
Hey, I just drank a beer.
Sexual insults 1 moment
How Sexual insults shows up in Family Guy S7 E2:
Last time I was down here on Earth, I only hung around with one whore.
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